Random Food Review – Doritos Roulette

A few nights ago while highly scrolling down the chip aisle a bag of Doritos Roulette caught my eye and I was all about it.

When grabbing this bag of chips I thought to myself ‘Yes! Doritos finally made an option for ripped indecisive people like me’ but little did I know (since I failed to read the bag since all I wanted to do was eat the chips I just copped) a bag of Doritos Roulette is basically just a regular bag of Doritos with a ‘lame twist’. In every handful there is suppose to be one really spicy chip that you can’t handle. I know how does Doritos think they could BS me into thinking they created ‘a new cool chip game’ when obviously something went wrong at the FritoLay plant one day with the seasoning process and someone thought it would be a great idea to dress it up as a game.

Doritos Roulette is just a unevenly seasoned bag of chips and all what it did was upset my recently ripped taste buds.

The dumbest part is the amount of people that actually try to take on Doritos Roulette as a ‘challenge’.

and people actually go through shit eating this.

I would also like to take the time to challenge anyone to Doritos Roulette (for money only) because I have an amazing chance at winning. Also why not use this unexpected useless talent that I just discovered I’m capable of as a way to make pocket change, I mean people do it all the time.

Also Doritos should take into consideration making a bag of chips featuring all of there current favorites because, Smokahontas would be a happy gyal.

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