For years now Starbucks has been trying to make food. Most food that they carried worked out well as they would in most coffee shops, such as there cookies, brownies, bars, and loafs just to name a few, you know the typical shit you find at most coffee shops.
But Starbucks along with many other companies always feel the need to add unnecessary shit to there menu, to expand, make money, change the future yada yada yada yet it’s nothing but supreme garbage at the end of the day.
Don’t get me wrong I don’t go to Starbucks in search of food, I know that Starbucks is good for coffee (except the cold brew which sucks).
I’m just sick and tired of seeing bs on the menu, it was one thing seeing a bootleg Rice Krispy bar on the menu for years but now Starbucks thinks they sell trifles. So if you go to Starbucks like that you know that they have a ‘Sunset Menu’ this Summer and if you haven’t checked it out here is a visual of it below.
So basically the new Summer Menu comes with ‘Granitas’ (another word for drink in the fine language of Starbucks). It also comes with Trifles as well …. and when I hear the word Trifle this is what comes to my mind an actual Trifle you know. If you have never seen a Trifle before here is a photo of one
If you don’t know what a trifle is, it’s basically a cold desert with sponge cake layered with fruit, custard, jelly, and cream. (pictured above)
Here is a video on how to make one
Here is Starbucks version of a Trifle
It’s basically brownies and whipped cream in a cup. On top of that it’s probably a dumb price, I’m not cheap I just don’t see why your expecting me to pay for someone to put a few pieces of brownies in a cup topped with whipped cream, that’s stupid. Unless your working your ass off making that trifle like the dude in the vid above, I don’t see why this should even be considered to be apart of the menu or called a trifle. If i was a barista I would be so upset if I had to prepare that or even put that lame in a cup beside the nice ass drink I just made for some stush customer.
Here’s a tip – Stop trying to make food and work on your cold brew